Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland is not a footballer. He is a force of nature that happens to wear football boots, and the Premier League has been essentially powerless to stop him since he arrived from Borussia Dortmund in 2022. The Norwegian shattered the single-season goals record with 36 in his debut campaign — a record that had stood for decades — and then continued scoring at a rate that makes the historical comparisons with Shearer, Henry, and Rooney look quaint. His combination of physical power, explosive pace, aerial dominance, and finishing that borders on the psychopathic makes him the most feared striker in world football. The word “feared” is not used lightly.

Haaland’s impact on Manchester City has been extraordinary even by the standards of a club that has become accustomed to extraordinary things. Playing in Guardiola’s system, which creates chances of a quality that most strikers can only dream about, Haaland has become a goal machine of historic proportions. His movement in the box is predatory and precise, his finishing with both feet and his head is clinical, and his instinct for being in the right place at the right moment is something that cannot be coached — it is innate, primal, and absolutely terrifying for defenders.

For Australian fans, Haaland is the single most compelling reason to set an alarm for Premier League football. When he plays, records fall. When he scores, history is rewritten. And he always scores.

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Seventy-five goals in 85 appearances. Read that again and let it settle. Haaland’s goals-per-game ratio is the most absurd statistic in Premier League history, and he is the centrepiece of Manchester City’s 2025-26 title challenge for the simple reason that nobody else in the division scores goals with this efficiency, this regularity, or this violence. At 25, with a decade of peak years ahead of him, the records he will eventually hold may be unreachable for generations.

VS — Chief sports columnist, australiafootball.com